So, I'm just now deciding to start this journal. Not that anyone reads it anyway, but you know. Being bored and all. So, in a couple of hours, I'm heading to Stubs to volunteer with the Alopecia Cure fundraiser. That's a new word. Alopecia. Well, it's a new word for me. It's a disease that makes your hair fall out, or makes you pull your hair out; like your head hair, your eyebrows, your eyelashes (which aren't REALLY hairs, I don't think. I mean, they have bugs in them, so...) and hair on your arms and legs and stuff. It's kind of gross, and sad, but I'm helping find a cure, and I'm listening to live bands. Or A live band. Which ever it is. I was watching the view for 3oh!3's song Don't Trust Me and I couldn't tell whether I should laugh, or shake my head in dissapointment. I know sometime during the video my IQ dropped like 30 points, but it was entertaining. It kept my attention. I have my suspicions that the two guys are gay, but I don't know for sure. The one with the long hair HAS to be gay, but maybe he's just really wierd... On an even gay-er note, my sister found out that the leopard bengal cat she bought is actually a male! We were told it was a female, so we called it Kitty Girl (which is the worst name, if you ask me) because we already have a marble bengal male named Kitty Boy (again, another terrible name. I call him Leo because he's a leo), but when we got her, she was ugly, and I was getting suspicious. Everyone else immediatly accepted that she was female, but when I watched "her" play, I realized that she likes to stick her butt up and pounce, and when she did this, she would position her rump in front of me and whenever I looked up, I'd see her bum. Which did not look female. If you have a cat, you know the male cat's...thing...is right below the bum, and is visible. Well, she had one. And I was like "that doesn't look like a vajayjay. So, I watched her movements more closly, and noticed that when she played with Leo, she would play-fight him, and STRADDLE HIM, and then bite his neck. This position is meant for males only and can mean one of two things: The male is going to mate with a female, or the male is trying to show dominance over another male by treating it like a female. Females, of course, do not use this position. They usually just tackle the male, or roll over on their back. If your female cat straddles your other cat and bites their neck, then it's either gay, or it's retarded. End of story. So, we took Kitty Girl to a professional, which as to blow cause he has to look at animal genetalia to get paid, which is REALLY embarrassing if your at a High School reunion. "Hey Joe! How's it going? Wasn't High school awesome? I remember all those football games and cheerleaders... But, I'm a model now. What are you?" "Well, Stanley, I'm a heart surgeon. What are you doing with your life, Brad?" "I'm an astronaut! Isn't that awesome? What are you, (insert the name of the vet who checked out Kitty Girl)?" "I'm a vet." "Oh really? What kind of vet? Do you do surgery on the animals and fix broken legs?" "No." "Do you work with the newborns?" "No. I check animal crotches." *awkward silence followed by uncontrolled laughter*. So, yeah. It must suck. Anyway, I'm gonna continue to get ready for Stubs so I look fabulous! Catch yah later!